I know I've sworn never to speak of this again. But I'm weak. Dear god! He's a veritable Britney. PLEASE STOP FLASHING US, ZAC! Thank you.

I've already heard a lot about how this girl has her own, signature style. How she's lovely and unique and all of that wonderful stuff. However: I'm all for standing out and not fitting in, but as a member of the fashion law-enforcement community, I can't commend her to this. Seriously. The hair!...

Blake Lively usually looks pretty chic and sunny, on- and off-screen. So what's going on here? Is this for a role? Did she wander off the set and, in a bout of exhaustion, forget to change her costume? Sadly, I think not. This looks like a mix of what a Victorian-era widow might wear and the sort...

As I occasionally do, I've singled out a male celebrity for today's arrest. And it's not pretty. This is so wrong that I feel overwhelmed. The porn-y mustache that appears to be slowly yet steadily eating his lip away...the mascara (possibly)...the mustache...It's all too much to...

As faithful and thorough readers of Fashion Poirot know, I have a weakness for the show House, and its cast. Thus, whenever I am obligated to critique their fashion missteps, I feel the need to address it in a "SPECIAL POST". I don't know why. It just makes me feel less harsh. And I like seeing...