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posted on 12.01.09

 a quick email that sortta got carried away, the inside joke is that Franks email (buddy I train with) has something to do with a local well known restaurant named Franks, I just went off and thought you might appreciate it.  


Dear Frank,


I ate at one of your establishments the other day and I must say , I was extremely disappointed. Everything was wrong the waitress was slow and illiterate, she could only speak in toughs, when  they brought me my food it was raw and on a stick they told me to smoke it over an open fire , I said I had no matches, they said rub two sticks and so I did,  eventually I got a fire started,by then a dog had eaten my meat, I asked for the chef, he came to see me, he was obese and smelt of grease, he had a crazy look in his eye that told me I shouldn't move to fast, I spoke slowly and told him of my complaint, he spat at my feet and told me I was lucky he didn't shank me like he use to in sing sing and order me to get out, I told em I didn't want any problems and stepped away, as I started to leave they stopped me at the door and said I owed the twenty dollars, I asked to speak to the manager the man with the crazy look in his eye showed up, I decided it was time to leave and so I left and I am home and just thought I would write to question what type of Establishment Are You Running,


Yours Truly Richard Rossetto


Hey Frank heres the link to my show this this Saturday the openings 3-5pm.It will be showing till Dec 19. So check it out. As for next Wednesday I just remembered that I will not be attending senshido the next couple of weeks as I have traded Wednesday to be with my daughter, honest it's not cause Julian's Returned. Maybe we could figure an alternate time to train together, get back to me or I'll see you when I see you.


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Franks Reply     


This is the third time you have come in to my restaurant.Every time it is the same old story.You complain about the waitress because she wont go out with you.The chef has a beer belly but he does not smell like grease maybe it is your upper lip that smells. Try washing your face after eating.The twenty dollars is for the last time you broke off the legs of the chair and started a fire. We look forward to your next visit and hope you will enjoy your meal. If you get to eat it.Bring money, wine and beer and a good joke.


 


 


 

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